Stare at the dots for a good 45 seconds then tilt your head back and look at the ceiling.
Did you know that…
A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 mph.
Alaska has over 5,000 earthquakes a year.
Women have a better sense of smell than men.
The human brain has the capacity to store everything that you experience.
Hippo milk is pink.
More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
You forget 90% of your dreams.
The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
The can-opener was invented 48 years after the can.
Nothing pisses me off more than someone who doesn’t even try. People think they’re too cool or too good to give one but they are just annoying.
I am a very enthusiastic person and like participating and giving everything my all. I don’t understand why some people will half-ass things. If you don’t wanna give it all you got then you should just go home and play Warcraft.
Lesson of the Day: Go Hard or Go Home
Sometimes I find myself doing the right thing and it gets me in awkward situations. I try to be nice because that’s how I was raised, there’s no reason to be mean to someone else.
But now, I’m realizing that because I am nice I have become a pushover. I just let things happen because I don’t have the strength to be straight up with a situation, I take the around the bush approach. I never let anyone feel bad after the approach because taking people to a low level isn’t necessary. The problem is that sends mixed signals.
Lesson of the Day: Be straight up to avoid the agony of dealing with problems longer then they need to be dealt with.
I understand that teachers want us to get extra practice on the stuff they taught in class but why give us more work to do outside of school. School is bad enough as it is. We are forced to read books that don’t interest us and it makes reading them that much harder. We are forced to do math problems that are so repetitive. We are forced to know the many details of history. Where is our freedom from this mess?
How many of us have gone a day without doing any homework and just slacking? Yeah. I have too. And then what happens? You get in trouble, or worse, your grade drops. Homework is good for practice but it shouldn’t need to take more then an hour. Once homework goes on for too long it becomes hell. I can handle a little but it is such a waste of time. I just spent half of my day in school and you expect me to come home and waste the rest of the day on my education. No. Sorry, that isn’t happening.
The world wonders what is wrong with our generation, sure the internet has had an impact on our lives, heck im procrastinating as I write this. Anyways don’t you feel you find it hard to fit being active, being social, spending time with your family, AND homework into your schedule. School takes up most of the day and when you get home you should be able to do whatever without feeling the stress and pressure of homework to ruin your good time.
Lesson of the Day: Homework. Optional. Enjoy your time.
Have you ever been put in a situation where you want to invest but when you start thinking about the cons you slowly lose interest? Yeah. It happens to me all the time.
I honestly hate second guessing myself and yet I need to. I never want to fully commit to an occasion if things aren’t going to work out perfectly. This process of judging happens in number of occasions; Girls, Dinner, Girls, Television, Girls. Just to name a few.
In case you didn’t notice girls was mentioned on the list above and that is where this whole commitment becomes a problem with me. I have so much to do and so many priorities it would be unfair of myself to get into an unsure relationship. That’s why I am picky, I don’t want to waste my time if I am not fully committed.
Lesson of the day: Invest everything (get your mind out of the gutter) when your committed because you want to make the best of your decision.
Damn did my school get a lot more orange the last day. Let me tell you. The cheerleaders decided they were pasty mofos and wanted to get spray tans. Lets just say they decided to get over 10 coats of this stuff. Can you say Oompa Loompa? I can. Oompa Loompa.
But the point of this post isn’t to make fun of these poor, challenged girls. No. I’m just going to point out facts. Lets talk chances of them getting into a relationship. They have a .1 chance of getting a date while they are this way. that .1 consists of Jersey Shore fans and the mentally challenged. Lets be real, guys do not like orange chicks. I personally don’t even like girls that get a a normal tan let alone a spray tan. Natural is the way to go because you are so fake i cannot even look at you without laughing. Same goes with the bleached hair. IT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD. YOU ARE A WHORE. KNOCK IT OFF.
These girls are embarrassing. They are making our whole school look bad and because our school is so small, it seems like our whole school is orange. They embrace the fact they are orange. This is nothing to be proud of. You are a disgrace. I cannot stop laughing at how fake you are because i cannot even believe you are in school. Why not just go take stripper classes, become a stripper and get paid for your fakeness. Singles add up.
So the Lesson? Stay natural to prevent becoming a stripper and becoming the laughing stock of the school. That is all.